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Fairy Nonsense in the Village at the End of the World

To the Editor of the Teatime Tattler

Dear Sir

Your paper has recently given coverage to a ridiculous story that is pretends to be a local legend, but that is, in truth, a blatant stunt by an ambitious innkeeper that hopes to make money from tourists seeking true love.

I speak, of course, of the village of F on S, a remote and tumbledown fishing village on the Sussex coast, from which rumors have been spreading about a fairy well, and the “true love blessing” to be gained by drinking its waters.

Having spent several weeks in said village, I can assure your readers that the water does no such thing. I will acknowledge that the villagers are welcoming, the cottages are charming, and the air is salubrious. But fairies? Magic water? I, myself, took the opportunity to drink the water with several quite delightful ladies who had come to see the rumored well for themselves, and here I am, still quite unattached and fancy free.

As to whether I kissed said ladies or not, a gentleman does not speak of such things.

I was also present when a certain distant relative of a well-known duke and a not particularly distinguished but pleasant lady themselves sampled the water on the insistence of said innkeeper. Mr. T. M. and Miss A. W. were already betrothed without the intervention of any magic, though the innkeeper has taken all the credit to himself.

It cannot be argued that the couple are not in love. They are—most unfashionably so. Did the water have anything to do with it? I think not.

Your readers may indeed choose to visit Fenwick, and will no doubt enjoy the experience. Go for the holiday. Go for the sea air. Go for the pleasure of listening to the innkeeper’s tales. But do not fool yourself that the secret of true love lies in the water. 

With most sincere best wishes from one who signs himself,

A friend to the truth.

Set in Stone

By Jude Knight

Arianna Westbrook has been dragged to Fenwick by her mother, who is anxious to test the truth of the Fenwick legend. She is triumphant when an eligible bachelor makes an offer for Arianna’s hand. Not so Arianna. She recognizes Edwin Mills as the worst kind of fortune hunter.

Thomas Medlock has a treasure to salvage from a ship that was sunk in April’s terrible storm. He and his partners have borrowed from their client to buy a diving bell, but success will see them free, clear, and with a reputation second to none. He doesn’t have time to rescue damsels in distress.

Except that Arianna is his every dream come true. Besides, with her mother against her, she needs someone who is on her side, with no expectations and no questions asked.

Meet Thom

My hero is one third partner in a marine salvage company, in Fenwick to retrieve a treasure that was aboard one of the ships that sunk in a storm off the Fenwick coast. On a day too windy for diving, he meets a young woman in the village’s Norman church, and discovers a treasure for a lifetime.

Meet Arianna

Arianna is a wealthy heiress who doesn’t want her mother to encourage any more fortune tellers. But how is Arianna to meet a decent and worthy man when her mother has such poor taste in suitors and her own motivations? Yet only one man makes her heart sing. Only one man looks at her, and sees past her wealth.

Diving in 1815

I had great fun finding out about diving bells and their history, and the diving suits that would have been in use in 1815. Here are a couple of excerpts based on that information.

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Excerpt 1 from Set in Stone

The wreck had broken apart in the storm that had blown it onto the rocks. Thom had interviewed the captain and some of the other survivors, and knew that. His initial survey had confirmed that further storms had scattered debris quite some distance across the reef and the seabed.

Thom had drawn a grid based on that initial survey, with numbered sections for the divers to search. The divers would start with those most likely to contain the detritus of the captain’s cabin, and work out from there.

The first pair descended in their leather suits and copper helmets. The suits fastened tightly at the elbows and knees, leaving the hands and feet bare, and each helmet had a row of windows at eye level, so the wearer could see. A pair of long leather tubes connected to each helmet, one to deliver fresh air and one to allow stale air to escape. A pair of sailors from the crew took first turn on the pumps that sent air down the fresh air tube.

Air was pumped in close to the divers’ mouths, which not only allowed them to breathe underwater, but also helped to send the stale air up the second tube attached to the helmet, and kept the seams of the suits from leaking too rapidly so the divers could stay down for their full half hour. Or longer, but Jim’s rules for the divers erred on the side of safety.

The second pair of divers, the rest of the crew, and the three partners had little to do until the half hour passed. The first pair came up, the second went down, and another two sailors took over the task of pumping. Thom assisted the divers to remove their helmets, and they settled in the chairs ready for them, where pen and paper waited for them to record what they had seen.

Hanging over their shoulders while they worked would achieve nothing. Thom waited as patiently as he could for the next change over, so he could collect up the notes and examine them.

Excerpt 2 from Set in Stone

They had found the captain’s cabin—or, at least, part of it.

“We shall stop for our break,” Thom proclaimed. “And then, when the divers are rested, we’ll lower the diving bell.”

Two of the divers would seat themselves on ledges inside the huge wood and metal device, which would then be carefully lowered to the sea bottom. The divers wouldn’t need their helmets, and they wouldn’t have their view obscured by moving water. The bell would remain largely full of air, and the divers would be able to search, even digging over the section of sea bottom under the bell to check that nothing was hidden.

It would be the same rules as before, adapted for the change from suits to the bell. Two pairs of divers, changing places each time the bell was moved to a fresh piece of sea bottom, and two sailors on the pump that kept the air in the bell from becoming stale.

If their luck held, they might finish their task today.

Shocking events in Sussex

Turner, Joseph Mallord William; Chichester Canal; Tate; http://www.artuk.org/artworks/chichester-canal-202367

When we look for scandal in Sussex, dear reader, few of us feel the need to go beyond the mighty edifice that a certain princely gentleman is erecting on the shores. Visitors to that – can we call it a building? Palace, rather! – a blend of Mughal, Chinese and Gothic such as the world has never seen. Visitors, I say, vary in their descriptions, some praising the oriental-influenced decor and the extravagent excess of the exterior, while some call it laughable. The essayist William Hazlitt is unimpressed:

“The Pavilion at Brighton is like a collection of stone pumpkins and pepper boxes. It seems as if the genius of architecture had at once the dropsy and the megrims. Anything more fantastical, with a greater dearth of invention, was never seen.”

However, our topic today is not the Brighton Pavilion. Indeed, the scandals (for they are plural, dear reader) take place some distance from the popular seaside resort, in and around a certain village that shall remain nameless to protect the guilty and innocent alike. Beneath the surface of this serene and lovely landscape, tensions swirl, treachery lurks, passions burn, and all kind of criminals seek to take advantage of the innocent.

Let this newspaper give you just a taste of what we are talking about! And keep in mind that, as well as smugglers and ghosts, the countryside also harbours at least two highwaymen, some spies, and possibly even a Fennian or two!

Is the young baronet from Yorkshire really contemplate a match with the tallest woman in the district? The poor lady has enough to contend with – a neighbour wants her land and her hand in marriage, and there are smugglers about.

Will the young widow in the Rose cottage be frightened away by the ghost? And is it really a ghost? Or someone playing a trick? And what is such a young widow doing living alone, except for the most peculiar housekeeper we have ever seen?

Another widow – the war has scattered the poor creatures across the countryside – also faces scandal, after a very handsome officer is seen calling upon her. Are wedding bells in the air, or does the man have more nefarious plans?

A wealthy spinster with scandal in her past might be expected to attract the wrong sort of attention, but is the young man who is clearly pursuing her after her kisses? Or something more?

The earl’s brother cannot truly be interested in the curate’s daughter can he? They clearly share secrets. And where does the man go when he rides out in the middle of the night? Does he have a mistress? Or even more unacceptable habits?

It is said that the fine lady who visits the schoolteacher is sister to an earl. What, then, does she want with such a person as a country schoolteacher? One, furthermore, who has already been claimed by the butcher’s daughter.

When Lord C. married Lady C., the whole world predicted disaster. Everyone knows her family was on the brink of ruin until he rescued them. And now the lady is meeting strange men at out-of-the-way country inns!

Has a mysterious wounded soldier won the heart of Lady F.? And is he something other than he seems? Lady F.’s grandfather does not seem to be concerned. Does he know more than the rest of us?

Who is the lady who has been living in obscurity on the earl’s land? Is the French lady staying with the earl and his wife really her mother? Which of her two suitors will she choose?

A year ago, we predicted that the Earl of L. would propose to Lady J. C. But he moved away, and she is now being courted by someone else. Except that Lord L. is back, and appears determined to win her as his bride. Is he too late?

To find out all the juicy details, dear reader, buy Love’s Perilous Road, on preorder now, and published on 31 October.

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