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Can Love Be Blind?

A Scandalous Rogue has been rescued in Hampshire!

Dearest Readers,

You will hardly need reminding of the scandalous doings of Mr. James Thornton some years past, who refused to marry his betrothed, the lovely Miss Plimpton, even on pain of suit! The rapscallion blithely paid the financial damages but has found the social costs not so easy to dismiss. After having respectable doors closed to him for so long, however, reports have reached me that one family at least has been willing to shelter this man of dubious reputation: Sir Miles and Lady Arden of Ardenmere, Hampshire.

Now, now, before we storm the baronet’s gates, let me say in their defense that they were constrained by charity, Thornton having gravely injured himself in a hunting accident. If his life had not been in danger, they would never have relented, I am certain, not only for their own sake, but also because they have staying with them Miss Blinker of Winchester, an unmarried friend of the family.

Lady Arden reports that though she is sorry Mr. Thornton has been afflicted with blindness among his other injuries, she cannot but be grateful his condition will protect her guest from any attempts on her heart or virtue.

I am certain all well-meaning readers will join her in this hope, for how ill-mannered would it be to remind Lady Arden of blindness being Love’s proverbial status quo?

Yours in concern,

A Hampshire Neighbor

A Winter’s Romance: A Regency Anthology

“Epiphany Day” is a short story found in A Winter’s Romance: a Regency Anthology

Can blindness and deception keep them from love? When scandalous James Thornton suffers an accident, he is carried broken and unconscious to Ardenmere, where schoolteacher Eliza Blinker is spending her holidays. All hands are required to nurse the patient, but for Eliza’s protection Lady Arden insists she pose as an older, plainer woman. Blinded as he is, Thornton may be told anything, after all. But what if love truly is blind, and he begins to care for Eliza despite what he’s been led to believe?

Available for preorder on Amazonhttps://www.amazon.com/Winters-Romance-Regency-Anthology-ebook/dp/B0DG3R12L1

About the Author

Christina Dudley is the author of two complete series of sweet Regency romances, The Hapgoods of Bramleigh and The Ellsworth Assortment, as well as contemporary Austen adaptation Pride and Preston Lin. Her novels have been called “sparkling,” “swoon-worthy,” and “compulsively readable” (Publishers Weekly). Pride and Preston Lin was the February 2024 Fiction Editor’s Pick for Kirkus Reviews (starred review) and chosen as a 2024 Top 10 Best Debut Romance by Booklist (starred review).

A Viscount Vanishes

An Eligible Viscount has Vanished from Town

Dear Reader,

This esteemed periodical has learned that the loveable rake about town, the much reported Viscount H, had to hurry home. There is some talk of his parents being taken advantage of in some way, and he felt obliged to save them from their folly. With all that the family has suffered, it is no wonder our delicious viscount is concerned.

We are intrigued to know exactly what has prompted the normally devil-may-care Viscount to withdraw from the season. It seems almost responsible behaviour on his part, which is a shock in itself.

The debutantes are distraught that such an eligible bachelor has left town, a double pity when he is one of the handsome ones and as yet has not secured a match. I am sure it is not unreasonable to say that this season has not offered the debutantes the best of choice with some of the young (and old) gentlemen looking for a wife. Perhaps one or two may shine now Viscount H is no longer the centre of attention? We can always hope.

As eager as we are to find out what has caused his hasty departure, do not worry dear reader, there is still enough scandal to fill our pages, even without Viscount H amongst us. We have appreciated all he has provided us with to keep us amused, but there is always someone determined to be the talk of the town.

We doubt that anyone will get the better of Viscount H and wish him well on his quest, but assure you that the moment we hear more, we will report every detail.

 A Winter’s Romance: A Regency Anthology

From runaway ladies and reformed rakes to not-so-resigned spinsters and harassed heirs, there is something for everyone in this collection of delightful stories by GL Robinson, Christina Dudley, Jayne Davis, Judith Hale Everett, Penny Hampson, and Audrey Harrison.

 The Viscount’s Christmas Runaway by Audrey Harrison

A young lady’s flight from a horrific marriage proposal forces her to a life on the London streets, but the kindness of a stranger may lead her to a happily ever after.

Extract

That night, Louisa could not sleep after the conversations with Lord and Lady Hindley. She climbed out of the bed she shared with Rosie and curled up on the chair in front of the fire, her mind full.

On hearing a sound from downstairs, she stiffened. It was late, so why would anyone be up at this time? She remained still until the fear that had made her escape from home drove her to her feet. She might only be in her nightclothes, but she could hide if needed.

Creeping out of the room, she peeped over the banister and was surprised to see a young man hugging a dishevelled footman. Her curiosity had her remaining in place rather than withdrawing.

“Stanley, you are a diamond,” the young man said, releasing the footman but slapping him on the back. “Or can only women be diamonds? I’m sure I do not know, but whatever it is, you, my good man, are it.”

“Thank you, my lord.”

“I have to get to bed before Father realises I am here. Don’t need a lecture to spoil tonight. I have been introduced to a new gaming hell, and even better, it is just round the corner! I can stay here and be the prodigal son.”

“Let me help you upstairs, my lord.”

“No, you are a ruby among men for opening the door, I am able to walk upstairs. Now shh, we don’t want to wake the parents.”

Louisa could only smile at the antics of the viscount. She should have been disgusted, knowing his reputation, but instead felt nothing but amusement. His actions were endearing; he was very handsome and well-dressed, but he was obviously in his cups and looked smilingly relaxed as a result. His words were slightly slurred, but he was very cheerful, and never having seen the good humour of a foxed individual, she could not help but see the funny side of the situation.

She watched him with the same concern as the footman who was following him upstairs. It was a case of one step forward and two back, but eventually he safely reached the top stair. Louisa suddenly recalled herself and moved to return to her bedchamber, but her action caught his attention.

“Hallo! Who is this?” Miles asked as he tried to bring her into focus. At Louisa’s silence, he smiled. “You must be a nymph and a beautiful one at that.”

Louisa was mortified that Miles’s first sight of her was in her nightclothes, not to mention the footman, who still hovered in the background.

Miles took a couple of steps towards Louisa, who remained frozen to the spot. “You really are a sight to behold. Would you allow me to introduce myself?” He bowed deeply. “Oh dear, I seem to have forgotten who I am.”

Louisa could not help giggling at the befuddled expression on his face, but at her reaction, he grinned at her.

“Ah, I have made you smile, my fair one. Please know that I am a wastrel and a cad, but I would very much like to kiss you.”

Louisa took a step back, but thankfully the footman intervened. “My lord, your chamber is this way.”

“Do you know Stanley?” Miles asked Louisa without waiting for a response. “He is an emerald among men. Right you are, Stanley, lead the way.” Turning away from her, Miles looked back over his shoulder. “I will be dreaming of you, my sweet nymph.”

The moment Miles had gone, Louisa dashed into her bedchamber, closing and locking the door. She should have retreated when she first saw that the late visitor was no threat to her, but she had been attracted to a handsome face and teasing nature. Now her cheeks burned to think what he would remember in the morning. Her mortification did not dampen the stirring she felt at being flirted with for the first time. It was a strange but enjoyable sensation. Climbing back into bed, she knew without doubt that she would fall asleep with a smile on her face.

About the Author, Audrey Harrison

Hello, thank you for having me. I am an English writer of Regency romance from the North West of England. I live halfway between Liverpool and Manchester, in a very working class town called Wigan. I’ve been indie publishing since 2011, it started because traditional publishers told me that there was no market for Regency romance! I am married with two grown-up children and two gorgeous grandchildren, plus a mad foster dog (hoping to adopt her) and two granddogs. Life is usually chaotic, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

A shy child, I lost myself in books. They gave me the friends and adventures I needed and I have never stopped reading. I would write stories as a child, resulting in my first novel when I was sixteen, but life, family, and mortgages meant that I had no opportunity to follow that path. I think I wouldn’t have appreciated it as much if I had been younger, whereas now I feel very privileged to be able to follow my dream.

I’ve always wanted to write, but people from a working class background don’t become authors. I worked in the public sector and then a hospital stay and the chance at voluntary redundancy was the prod that I needed. It took a few more years before I published because I had no idea about ebooks, but I have never regretted a day of taking the risk and indie publishing. I would love to achieve more, write more and build my readership. I love what I do but I never take it for granted and am always humbled that readers enjoy my stories.

I have nearly forty Regency romances available on ebook or paperback. This venture of being part of an anthology is something new and exciting to me. I will always suffer from imposter syndrome, but the chance to work with five other talented authors was too tempting an opportunity to miss. I love that the stories are all based around winter, the perfect time for snuggling down with a nice book!

Find me:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AudreyHarrisonAuthor/ 

Website: https://www.audreyharrison.co.uk/about/ 

A Tale of an Unexpected Christmas Visitor

Dear Readers,

Life in the country is perhaps not as idyllic as we are led to believe. A letter has fallen into our hands with a most interesting report.

Read on!

Dear Daughter,

I hope the receipt I sent you was useful and that Baby is recovering from the croup. I was so sorry it stopped you coming here during the festive season.

What a story you missed, my dear! It all began in church on Christmas Eve. I wore my new bonnet with the blue ribbons, and you should have seen Clarissa Mountjoy’s face! Jealousy written all over it!  But that is not what I have to tell you. You remember Elisabeth Wilberforce – the young woman who lives with her father on the outskirts of the village, keeps mostly to herself but gives you a smile and a hello when she meets you in the street?  Well, everyone thought she was all set to be an old maid, but Christmas Eve in church she comes down the aisle with  a young man no one has ever seen before. Ever so tall and good-looking, I must say! Not a moment later, in totters old Lord Brookstone with the whole family, including that Anthea, her nose in the air as usual. She stops right by him and says “James! What are you doing here?” Well, that’s the question we were all asking, naturally. Couldn’t hear his answer, though.

Of course, I asked around after the service, and one of the carol singers said as how the man had been at the Wilberforce cottage when they stopped off there earlier. But not a soul knew who he was or where he’d come from.

I was out for a stroll on Christmas morning (I left Mary to baste the goose and when I got home the scullery floor was awash in grease. She’ll drive me mad, that girl!), and who should drive by me but Anthea, going like the clappers and with a look on her face as would strike anyone dead. What’s got into her, I said to myself, and when I got home, I found out.

Mary’s sister – the one that’s kitchen maid in Brookstone House – had been by and she told her the place was in uproar. Anthea had come home in a fit, screaming and crying that Elisabeth Wilberforce had stolen her beau, she was going to sue him for breach of promise, and I don’t know what else. That’s when Mary spilled the grease – silly wench was listening to her sister and not paying attention to what she was doing. But it turned out that James Whoever-he-is never offered for her in the first place! Well, who would, nasty temper as she’s got?

Now we’re all wondering what’s going to happen next. Oh, I forgot to say, the Curate’s going around looking as if he’d lost a shilling and found a half-crown. There’s a story there, too, I’ll be bound. I’ll write and tell you as soon as I know anything more.

Kiss Baby for me, and look after yourself, my dear. You don’t want to be doing too much of that (if you get my meaning), while your first one is still so young. Plenty of time for number two!

With best wishes for a Happy New Year from your fond Mama.

A Winter’s Romance: A Regency Anthology

A collection for all who enjoy romance that blooms despite a touch of scandal at Christmas! Including stories by Audrey Harrison, Judith Hale Everett, Penny Hampson, Christina Dudley, Jayne Davis, and the following by GL Robinson.

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

It’s late afternoon on Christmas Eve and in the dark village there’s a knocking at the door. Elisabeth Wilberforce thinks it’s the carol singers. But when she opens it, her face smudged with flour from getting the mince pies ready for them, she sees a tall stranger on the doorstep. His carriage has run off the icy road and is lying in a ditch with a broken wheel.

The wheelwright is a bellringer and, as the sudden pealing from the village church testifies, he is unavailable, and the only local inn is closed for the holiday. There is no chance of anything happening till Boxing Day. But if strangers should be welcome at any time of the year, it’s at Christmas. Elisabeth invites him and his diminutive tiger to stay with her and her father.

Thus meet two very different people. Can the magic of the season cast its glow over a relationship which seems at first unlikely and then impossible? Will it indeed be a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year?

Excerpt

By the light of the moon that had now risen, the cottage looked so much like an illustration one might find in a children’s story book, that to anyone of an imaginative turn of mind it must have been laughable. Since this was true of neither of the visitors, they saw but didn’t appreciate either the thatch roof over the old stones or the rambling rose around the front door. Now leafless and brown, in the summer it showered with scented petals those going in and out. The travelers ignored both, as well as the neatly cut back flower beds that had surely been a riot of color a few months earlier.

Tethering the horses to the fence, the mis-matched pair walked up the garden path. The tall gentleman, whose head would certainly have been in the roses, knocked briskly at the old oak door with the head of his cane. He waited a few minutes, and receiving no response, knocked again. This time he was rewarded by the sound of the door being opened and a female voice saying, “It must be the carolers, Papa, though they are a little early. The mince pies are only just out of the pan. They’ll be too hot to eat!”

The speaker now came fully into view. The lantern showed her to be a handsome young woman with a smudge of flour on her cheek, and curls that were springing from a loose braid around her head. She was wearing a voluminous apron that she was attempting to untie with one hand, while she held the door open with the other.

“Oh!” she said, looking up into the tall man’s face. “You aren’t the carolers!”

“No,” he said. “I’m afraid not. I’m… I’m Fortescue.” He executed a bow, almost knocking over Wilf, who was standing closely behind him. “And this is Wilf, my tiger.”

“Your what?” the young woman looked puzzled. “He doesn’t look very fierce, for a tiger. He’s very small.”

“He isn’t usually fierce, except when he thinks he has to protect me,” admitted the visitor. “But his sort of tiger is not hired for fierceness but for being good with horses and not weighing a lot. Rather like a jockey. Talking of which, we tethered our horses to your fence. I hope you don’t mind.”

“Oh, I see.” She gurgled with laughter, “Though the idea of his protecting you seems idiotic. It should be the other way round. But why are you standing on the doorstep like that? Come in, for heaven’s sake. Leave the horses, by all means, though the poor things shouldn’t be outside long in this weather.”

“Thank you. We will only disturb you for a moment. ” The visitor removed his hat and, bowing his head so as not to knock it against the lintel, stepped in, saying, “Wilf, wait with the horses.”

“By no means!” cried the young woman. “It’s freezing out there! And aren’t tigers used to warmer climates?”

She laughed again, pulled Wilf into the cottage and closed the door. Taking off the apron had revealed a worn round gown in a brown and yellow windowpane check. It was in no way modish, or even flattering.  She was still holding her apron, and, catching sight of herself in the small mirror next to the door, she used it to scrub the flour from her cheek. The tall man found himself unaccountably disappointed. He had rather liked the smudge.

About the author, GL Robinson

I was born in Portsmouth, England (no, I won’t tell you the date!), but I’ve lived in the USA since 1978. My American husband came to Europe in 1970 for 6 weeks with two suitcases and ended up returning eight years later with a wife and three children!

During the 50’s and early 60’s my sister Francine and I were at a convent boarding school in southern England. I began writing Regency Romances after she died unexpectedly in 2018. I can still see us in the convent under the bedcovers after lights out with a flashlight reading the Romances of Georgette Heyer! All my Regencies are dedicated to her.

So far, I’ve written 17 Regency Romances including two Amazon Best Sellers. The most recent came out at the end of August: I Have Always Loved You, a Second Chance Regency Romance. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0CQKPKQVM

I’ve also written a contemporary Romance, two Crime Romances and two children’s travel books.  I can write anywhere at any time. I love it! For me, writing is an escape, especially my Regencies: handsome gentlemen handing you into and out of carriages, changing for dinner, polite conversation and innocent fun!

Please visit my website (http://www.romancenovelsbyglrobinson.com) to read about my books, listen to the first chapter of all of them, sign up for a free short story or get a token for a free audiobook (I record them myself). I love hearing from my readers!

You can follow me on all the usual social media (God bless ‘em!)

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Young Men, Beware Scheming Ladies!

Romance in the Snow

Dear Reader,

We have another most interesting report of a romantic liaisons to share with you.

It has come to the notice of the Teatime Tattler that a certain Miss A, a young woman—I hesitate to say ‘lady’—in her third season has at last managed to obtain a spouse, and one with a future title, at that. Or, at least, she has extracted the promise of one, as the deed is not yet done. Mr P may yet manage to extricate himself from the situation, for it appears that some subterfuge was involved by the young lady in bringing herself to his notice.

A certain Lady F informs me that the young woman was aided by the recent heavy snowfall, which incarcerated such members of the house party who had already arrived for some days longer than they expected to remain. That was not the only benefit to her schemes, however, for she managed not once, but twice, to fall in the snow when Mr P was nearby, and took advantage of his gentlemanly actions in assisting her. Surely two such falls cannot be accidental?

Will the young man escape the toils of the schemer? Time will tell, but be sure that the Teatime Tattler will report on any developments.

A Winter’s Romance: A Regency Anthology 

Jayne Davis is pleased to present her short story, Advice to Young Ladies, which will be part of an anthology including stories by Penny Hampson, Christina Dudley, Judith Hale Everett, Audrey Harrison, and GL Robinson.

Advice to Young Ladies

Ben Paynton is in no hurry to find a spouse. Neither is Kate Ardley, but she accompanies her stepmother and sister to Lady Paynton’s house party. When snow prevents most of the male guests arriving, Ben is thrown into the company of the young women his mother has invited rather more than he had planned, and begins to think that Kate might be someone he could spend the rest of his life with. Then an unexpected discovery shows Kate in a very different light.

Extract

Kate chose a vantage point from which to make her sketch. She wouldn’t have much time to draw before her fingers froze, but she relished the challenge of depicting this mostly white, snow-covered landscape. Her spot chosen, she took a step away from the cleared path and unfastened her satchel.

Absorbed in the drawing taking shape on her paper, Kate didn’t hear the quiet crunching of approaching footsteps on the path.

“Good morning, Miss Ardley.”

Startled, Kate turned to face Mr Paynton and took a step back. A step into snow that gave way beneath her foot. Her sketchbook, pencil, and the contents of the satchel all went flying as she waved her arms in an attempt to keep her balance, but to no avail. She fell, landing on her back in deep snow, seeing only sky above her. Snow found its way inside the neck of her pelisse and soaked through her stockings and boots, making her shiver. She struggled to sit up—not easy with her legs stuck in the snow.

“Are you hurt?” Mr Paynton gazed down at her.

“No.” No thanks to him. She managed to roll over and pushed herself to her feet, soaking her hands and arms in the process.

“I’m sorry I startled you. Take my hand.”

She reached up; his grip was firm, and she gasped as he hauled her effortlessly to his own level, then put a hand in the small of her back to steady her as she staggered towards the cleared path. “Thank you, sir.”

He gingerly stepped down into the hole she had made in the snow, and handed her satchel up to her. “Allow me to escort you back to the house.”

“No need, thank you, sir.” She had no wish to prolong the embarrassing encounter. Looking on the bright side of things, her undignified fall must have killed any interest he might have had in her, so she had no need to worry about that. Unfortunately, that thought did little to cheer her. 

About the Author

Jayne Davis was hooked on Georgette Heyer and Jane Austen from her teens, and always wanted to be a writer, but it was several decades and several careers before she self-published her first Regency Romance. Now she has 14 romances published, all set in the Regency or Georgian Eras, and has also co-authored Writing Regency England to help other authors with their own writing.

Author Links

Website: https://www.jaynedavisromance.co.uk/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jaynedavisromance/

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/17587608.Jayne_Davis

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Was a Proverbial “Beast” Importuning a Charming Beauty?

A Shocking Tale out of Bath

Dear Readers,

In our quest to provide you with the latest on dits, we have recently obtained a copy of a correspondence from two ladies with some interesting information from Bath. Read on!

Dear Felicity,

I hope you continue well and that your recent visit here to take the waters has proved beneficial. I did so enjoy being able to share with you the delights of this pleasant town and hope that your good health continues.

Now, do you recall Molland’s, the charming pastry shop we visited on Milsom Street, the one with the delicious pastries? I’m sure you do, we both rather indulged ourselves, if I recall.

Anyway, that is by the by. Feeling the need for some sustenance, I made another visit to Molland’s only the other day.  As you know, I am not one for gossip, but I must tell you what I observed.

I took my usual seat near the window as it gives one a wonderful view of the passers-by. I ordered a pot of tea and a Bath bun, to which as you know, I am very partial. I’d barely poured the first cup when a most imposing gentleman came in. I say imposing, he was very tall and what I could see of his face at that point, for it was obscured by a hat pulled down low, was rather dark complexioned. My guess is he had recently returned from overseas.

The gentleman then took himself to the darkest corner of the shop; I could only view him by contorting my neck to such an extreme that I quite thought I’d do myself a mischief.

But what a sight! I very near had to resort to my vinaigrette, such was the horror of his visage. So badly scarred that it was not fit to be seen by any female with pretensions to sensibility.

Thank goodness, I have a strong constitution, so the enjoyment of my Bath bun was not curtailed.

Some time later, the gentleman left (I thought it wise to remain and observe which direction he should take before I myself departed). Having crossed the road, he seemed about to enter Earl’s Emporium. What should happen, but he collided with a young woman, almost knocking her over. She appeared a respectable young woman, dressed plainly, not the showy sort at all.

Now, I cannot say for certain that this collision was deliberate, but the following events would seem to suppose that it was. He took her by the arm, and after a short discussion, he led her into the shop. Now, my dear, what do you think? Had he importuned an innocent young lady? I cannot sleep for thinking about it. Should I have abandoned my tea and bun to forestall what I am sure will be the ruination of an innocent young lady?

I’m afraid that I do not know the outcome of this event as I was forced to leave Molland’s shortly after – any longer, and it would have been necessary to order another pot of tea, which was beyond my pecuniary means.

Yours ever,

Cassandra

A Winter’s Romance: A Regency Anthology

Penny Hampson, Audrey Harrison, Christina Dudley, GL Robinson, Jayne Davis, and Judith Hale Everett are pleased to present a collection of short stories perfect for warming you up this winter! A Christmas Wish, by Penny Hampson, will be of interest to anyone reading Cassandra Cavendish’s letter: When a disfigured army officer inherits the guardianship of a young girl, he never dreams she would be in the charge of a charming and pretty teacher.

Available for preorder on Amazonhttps://www.amazon.com/Winters-Romance-Regency-Anthology-ebook/dp/B0DG3R12L1

 

 

 

Penny Hampson writes mysteries, and because she has a passion for history, you’ll find her stories also reflect that. A Gentleman’s Promise, a traditional Regency romance, was Penny’s debut novel and the first of her Gentlemen Series. There are now three novels in the series, with the fourth, An Adventurer’s Contract, due to be released by the end of 2024.

Penny lives with her family in Oxfordshire, and when she is not writing, she enjoys reading, walking, swimming, and the odd gin and tonic (not all at the same time).

 For more on Penny’s writing, visit her blog: https://pennyhampson.co.uk/blog/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/penny_hampson

Facebook: www.facebook.com/pennyhampsonauthor

Instagram: @pennyhampsonauthor/

Penny’s books are all available on Amazon: viewauthor.at/Pennysbooks

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