Mr. Clemens regrets to inform the reading public that Nicole Zoltack, busy as she is with four children and her prolific writing, has regretfully resigned from the Bluestocking Belles, the members of which will sorely mourn their loss, although they expect she will remain a regular attendee at their events.
Take
heart! As the author focuses on her writing, her work will continue to
flourish. The lady’s works are broad and include historical romances,
epic fantasy romances, paranormal romances, and urban fantasy (a genre
this editor does not understand but gathers is highly successful in some
times and places). Her books interest readers of all ages. We are
informed from trustworthy sources that her supporters might even
encounter her at a Renaissance fair dressed in period garb. Do report
any such sightings to our newsroom.
Maudy Braxton sidled into the ballroom behind Miss Waterson, the subscription secretary, and two of the senior maids. She had been maid-of-all-work at the Upper Assembly Rooms in Bath for all of three days, and she had already learnt not to attract the attention of Mr. Fowler, the manager.
He was there up the front, smarmy toad, but so was another
man – a fine-looking gentleman, elegantly dressed in pantaloons and neatly
fitted jacket, with an embroidered waistcoat that she regarded with the eye of
a connoisseur.
Such fine work had been her ambition when she worked for Mrs
Primm. She was employed to sweep the floors under the cutting tables and to
fetch and carry the threads and fabric needed by the artists Mrs Primm employed
in her workroom. She had been promised lessons in creating the blossoms and
scrolls that decorated the skirts of the gowns intended for fashionable ladies.
Borders and ornate waistcoats such as this – the work of those at the top of
the trade – had been a distant dream.
She nudged Annie, the maid who had been so kind at showing
her how things were done here, and whispered, “who is that with Mr Fowler?”
“That’s Mr King himself; that’s who that is.”
The Master of Ceremonies? What a magnificent gentleman. And
what did he require of all the staff of the upper assembly rooms?
“Quiet, there.” Mr Randal, the senior footman, spoke sternly
but with a small smile playing in the corners of his lips. Mr Randall was ever
so kind. Tall and handsome too, though handsome is as handsome does, Granny
always said. Granny would have approved of Mr Randal.
Mr King cleared his throat. “You may be wondering why Mr
Fowler asked you all together. I wanted to tell you myself that the committee
has approved a Valentine’s Day ball. This will be held on a Tuesday night, not
one of our usual assembly nights, but I am sure you will all work with me to
make it a success.
“I realise it will involve extra work both in the
preparation and on the night itself. I have authorised Mr Fowler to meet the
costs of employing you for the extra hours required. I intend this to be an
event to remember; the highlight of the 1815 Bath Season. Now, does anyone have
questions?”
Miss Waterson raised her hand. “Mr King, will this event be
covered by the usual subscription, or will it require a separate ticket?”
“An excellent question.” Mr King inclined his head to the
lady, recognising her superior status to most of the Upper Room’s other
servants. “The ladies and gentlemen of Bath will purchase tickets to this Ball.
I have suggested to Mr Fowler that, in addition to advertisements in the Bath
Chronicle and notices in the pump rooms and other places where Society gathers,
we send out personal invitations to each of our members and to other prominent
residents. I imagine I can leave this in your capable hands, Miss Waterson.”
After several other questions, the servants were dismissed
and scattered to their work, most of them fervently discussing the coming
event.
“I did not expect all this extra work,” Miss Waterson was
complaining to Mr Fowler. “My sister has been begging me to give up this work
and come and be her companion.”
“Please, Miss Waterson,” Mr Fowler said. They turned the
corner and Maudy heard no more.
Maudy left with Annie, but they separated off, Annie to tidy
the card room, and Maudy to fetch a bucket and mop from the supply cupboard
behind the anti-chamber. The floor in the card room awaited her attention.
She found the buckets easily enough, but as she looked
around for the mops, Mr Fowler entered the covered, closing the door behind
him.
“How are you enjoying working here?” Mr Fowler asked,
prowling closer.
Maudy backed up a step, which was as far as she could go.
“Good, thank you, sir.” Her voice trembled. She clutched the bucket more
tightly, and wondered how long her employment would last if she hit Mr Fowler
with it. Her job with Mrs Primm had not survived her resistance to a man who
mistook her for a seamstress, and mistook seamstresses for loose women.
As if he could read her thoughts, Mr Fowler purred, “I hear
your last job was as a seamstress. Perhaps you’d like to show me a fine — uh
herm — seam?”
“No, sir,” Maudy stammered, “I was Mrs Primm’s maid. I am a
good girl, sir.”
Mr Fowler put out a hand to fondle her cheek just as the
door opened behind him. He dropped his hand. Harold Randal took in the scene in
a single glance.
“Is that door swinging was shut again? We should get the
carpenter to look at it, sir.” He held out a hand for Maudy. “Come along, girl.
That card room won’t clean itself.”
Maudy followed him gratefully, wondering how to explain the
scene he had witnessed. She didn’t need to. As soon as they were out of earshot
of Mr Fowler, Mr Randal said, “I should have warned you, Miss Braxton. I tell
all the girls. Always work in pairs. Never be alone with Mr Fowler.”
Annie was waiting in the card room, already armed with
bucket and mop. Mr Randal left them to their work and the friendly conversation
that helped pass the time. “If you was a lady,” Annie said after a while,
“which gentleman would you choose to dance with at the Valentine’s Day Ball?”
Maudy said she didn’t know any gentleman. Mrs Primm had said
the man who tried to assault her was no gentleman. Annie knew several, having
taken their cloaks and coats on many an occasion here at the assembly rooms.
She was happy to chatter on, comparing their features and deficits.
Maudy listened with half an ear. In her own mind, she was dressed in one of Mrs Primm’s finest ball gowns, and was dancing in the arms of a gentleman who bore a stunning resemblance to Mr Harold Randal.
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The ring recently sold by auction by Bowker, Bowker and Bowker is not the famous ring of Follow Your Star Home, or if it is, the ring does not work.
Your intrepid reporter can state this categorically, since he managed to borrow it from the auctioneer to try its power. His sister wore it for a whole afternoon, and was not united with the young man she desired.
The Teatime Tattler leaves no stone unturned to bring you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, no matter the scandal.
We caution readers that the auctioneer could not prove that said ring was the ring in the stories, which continue on the Belles’ blog hop.
Does the true ring bring true lovers together? Could it be that your reporter’s sister is merely infatuated, and not truly in love? Could it be that the ring is a fake, while the true ring is the real deal? Read the stories, dear reader, and make up your own mind. And while you do, listen to the playlist chosen by the authors for each story.
To Mr. Clemens, Editor of The Teatime Tattler, London.
Sir
I protest the nonsense currently being printed in your formerly esteemed publication. Rings that change size from one wearer to the next? Rings that act as a love potion? Rings that—for Heaven’s sake—take their wearer through time itself?
You are supporting a hoax, good sir.
I have no objection to fiction, and the good ladies known as the Bluestocking Belles are welcome to purvey their nonsense stories to amuse those in need of light relief from the serious business of living. But you have gone too far, sir, with the recent nonsense from a member of the cloth who should know better.
TEATIME TATTLER: Your Grace, London is humming with the news of your most recent sermon. You spoke with some concern about a magic ring that purportedly brings lovers together.
THE BISHOP OF HESKINGTON: The Devil’s work, sir. I do not scruple to say a pernicious evil that tempts foolish people onto the path to Hell.
TEATIME TATTLER: But Your Grace, in the stories I’ve heard, the ring brings true lovers together in the bonds of Holy Matrimony. Is this not a good thing?
HESKINGTON: (Snorting with disdain) Carnal love, sir. Carnal love. Hardly a suitable frame of mind in which to approach that most holy of institutions with reverence. Marriage is not about carnal love, except that those who are susceptible to its curse might, from time to time, in darkness and with due dispatch, find release from their sinful urges. This ring is from the Devil, I tell you.
TEATIME TATTLER: May I tell your readers that you believe in its power, then, Your Grace?
HESKINGTON: I believe in the power of the Lord to overcome even this devil-ring, and to guide the poor souls who have given themselves over to its evil into a state of rational grace. I pray that they will be delivered from their subjection, though I fear that the ring continues to exercise its malign effects long after it passes from their hands.
TEATIME TATTLER: Ah yes. Because the ring, its job done, goes to work its magic on others. But of whom we know seem to stay in love, do they not?
HESKINGTON: (Shakes head sadly) Indeed. Indeed, they do. I have heard terrible tales of people brought together even through time; of married couples settled in a relationship of benign neglect acting like giddy children; of brave soldiers wanting the courage to turn away an unsuitable match. It breaks my heart, sir. Who knows where it shall end? I can speak of it no more.
(He leaves.)
TEATIME TATTLER: So, gentle reader, which view is correct? Is the ring indeed a tool of the devil? Its magic beneficial, smoothing the way of true love? Or is the presence of the ring merely a coincidence in a love story that would have happened without it?
Decide for yourself as the Bluestocking Belles tell some of the stories of the ring. You’ll find short scenes in the week of December, on this page, on the individual blogs of the Belles, and on a special section of this website. See also the novellas in Follow Your Star Home, where eight pairs of lovers feel the power of the ring. Or do they?
